How not to get a happy ending.

With us there is no guarantee you will get a happy ending. You’re not paying for it so it’s not a given. K? With that being said, if you behave yourself, don’t be a grabby ass, or give us bad vibes (in other words if we LIKE you) then more than likely it’s going to happen. Roll with it. Be happy if it does.

Now if we start playing with frank and beans there DO NOT say something like: “If you want to get me off that’s not the way to do it.”

Me: “Ok we are done here.” *gets the washrag and starts cleaning up*

Mr. I’m-not-going-to-be-happy-with-a-hand-job: “What? Don’t you have any other tricks?”

Me: “Nope.”

Him:

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